Chicago!

We got to chicago with dreams of pizza and weiners in our little minds.

And what we got was just that.

The hot dogs we're from Felony Franks, a little place that just opened up and caused a bit of controversy. It's staffed by only ex-cons, and offers such delicacies as the famous felony frank, the misdemeanor weiner, the chain gang chili dog, and other hot dogs with prison-related names. It was a great place.

The pizza was from a place near where we are staying in Ukrainian Village. I was drunk, so i don't remember the name of the place, but they sell pizza by the slice. The 6'9" man we are staying with took us to this place because it's clearly the only place in chicago with large enough slices to fill his giant belly. These slices are seriously larger than a frozen pizza. The whole pie had to be more than 3 feet in diameter. $4 for a slice and a soda.

Who knows where we'll be tonight, but we'll probably have to eat.

-Dan